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Brandon was so upset that he didn’t get his way, he took his blanket and went home.
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PHOTO / HOP A rabbit jumps over a hurdle at an obstacle course during the first European rabbit hopping championships in Wollerau, Switzerland. (Photo: Harold Cunningham / Getty Images via the Telegraph)
Awww
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Tea party protest signs translated (via)
AHAHAHAHAHAHA. PERFECT.
(via inothernews)
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Screw you guys
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Who does your hair?
Next on TLC’s Ostrich Makeover - Yvonne wasn’t emotionally prepared for the drastic changes a bunch of ostriches had in mind.
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You look slimmer in your business card.
— Old Chinese lady to the optometrist. -
Dear Socks,
Thank you for being there through the years. You all mean A LOT to me(and that’s why I’ve hoarded you even though you are holey and missing your other half). But I’ve finally decided that you’re taking up too much space so I think it’s time I throw you away. ;(
Bye Bye and I’ll miss you!
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This makes me laugh EVERY time!! <3
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Getting face time
Jules and Chloe knew Debbie didn’t have any future in show business. She just didn’t have the bone structure for it.
CUTES!
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Palm Reading
- Me: I'm always getting approached by gypsies telling me I have a great aura and if I want a reading. I don't want one of those! I'm scared!
- Irish: Yeah someone once looked at my palm and told me I was going to have a short life. And I've been haunted ever since.
- Me: What the fuck?! Scary!!
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Designer plugs and pussy pillows?! You gotta be fuckin’ kidding me. Who cares?! All women really care about is not letting aunt flow seep through those panties. Anyway, the only one who sees the cotton pony is the little man in the canoe. I foresee this designer series shelved in the clearance section soon…
